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johnnieblazze
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Name: Viet
Birthday: 10/6/1983
Gender: Male
Interests: Drawing, painting, CG crap, and other artsy stuff...
Expertise: Writing useless drivel.
Occupation: Military
Industry: Engineering
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
6/18/2002
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| So I'm gonna be soooo broke by the end of the month...fuck! 
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| 1.12.96 - 3.15.07  | | |
| Sweet, after two years, I'm finally out of the Boonies!
There's Pittsfield if you all were wondering where the hell it's located.
Living alone is a pretty good experience. It just really sucks when there is nothing to do in the area. It wasn't until this year that the new employees in my company were my age. I had no one to really hang out with over in Pittsfield until last summer. There was the older crowd, but we didn't have much in common. I remember talking to one of my coworkers and he said that him and his girlfriend went over another married couple's place and played board games all night. That shit definately isn't my cup of tea. The dude was only 25 at the time too. I didn't want to be like that. Fuck that.
Everyday after work, I'd come home to an empty apartment and do my thing. I wouldn't see another soul until the next day at work. All that time alone makes you grow up and really lets you get to know yourself. You figure out who you are, what you believe in, what you stand for, what you stand against and most importantly of all, what you want to be happy. All of this, without much outside influence. It makes you learn how to be comfortable with yourself, who you are, how you look, your faults and your strengths. Word.
I've been surrounded by dudes ever since I graduated high school. First by going to an engineering school, and then by working in an engineering company in a city where everyone my age never returns after they graduate college. There was never anyone to impress, so I treat both men and women the same. Hell, the women that I've seen can be considered men. Nasty yo. Now I'll be in a place where I'll be able to see a thin female...and Asian people.
That place was toxic, but I'm out, never gonna look back. New job, better pay, and better location. It makes me happy like this dude:
Now I get to see what it feels like to be 23, unemployed (more like a paid vacation), and living in my parent's house (just temporarily). It's kind of weird since I've been out on my own since I was 20. Anyways, here's a shitload of pics since September.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
 
Apparently, RPI likes to use this picture taken my freshman year of college...
Ha, that was me at 17. I looked like such a tool. Dan said I look like a faggot with my sweater vest. I agree. I don't know how I managed to have a girlfriend at that time. No idea. Maybe she thought I was funny or something.
Nam was in an advertisement in Maxim.
Sup Namgro.
Happy New Years!
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| So I guess I'll bring back the hoops shit I wrote back in the day since the youngins don't know about them. As I'm reading it, all I can think is: WTF was I thinking?!?! I also noticed that I wrote the first article when I was at workstudy and the second one when I was an intern at work. I must've been bored at work. 
And happy belated 4th to the six of us.
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| Orginally posted on Wednesday, December 10, 2003.
Check this shit out, damn we look young! Especially me.
One year has made one hell of a difference
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So who inspired me to write this crap about hoop earrings? You'd probably think it was a girl, but actually it was a guy. My roommate Brennon told me about hoop earrings and ever since, I've never seen them the same way again. He said something about writing a paper about it jokingly. Well it's early in the morning and I'm at work doing nothing, so I guess I'll write about them. So yeah, I'm a bastard. I took his idea.
What type of girl do you constantly see in real life or on television who wears hoop earrings? The slutty ones of course. A prostitute's outfit just isn't complete without the hoop earrings. That hoochie mama is always sporting the hoop earrings. Not all women who wear hoop earrings are slutty, so don't be bitching at me. Slut. |
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Why do the sluts like to wear hoop earrings? The answer is simple. It makes it easier for them to spread their legs nice and wide. Those sluts can be mad flexible, putting each foot in each hoop. That shit takes mad skills. Brennon tried to do it and he just fell over. When they do this, it frees up their hands for other stuff. Sure, they can just spread their legs normally, but they're loose. They have to keep their legs somewhat together or it'll just be like throwing a hot dog in a hallway. |
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Another reason they wear it is because it gives the guy they're sucking off somewhere to put his hands. They can just grab each hoop and then guide her head. Sluts are thoughtful like that. Sure, the guy can always grab the back of her head, but she could be a masochist and really like the pain of the hoops pulling on her ears.
Sometimes, hoops aren't always perfect circles. They can be ellipses. She didn't buy them like that, they were once circles! The weight of her feet in each hoop caused them to warp. Another possible explanation could be that the guy's hands were too big to grab the hoop. |
Diameter is very important. A girl's slut level is directly proportional to the diameter of her hoops. The bigger the hoops, the sluttier she is. Next time you see a girl with massive hoops, question if she's a slut. She probably is. There's a certain diameter that is the cutoff. Once the hoop's diameter exceeds an inch, she starts getting slutty. Anything under an inch is safe because it's pretty hard to fit fingers in there for grabbing. |
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According to Brennon, if a girl is wearing two pairs of hoop earrings, that means she likes anal. I say if she's wearing three pairs, she takes it in every orifice. That includes her ears and nostrils. Nostril fuck, what the fuck? A girl that will wear triple hoops in public has to be kinky like that.
Silver or gold? Gold is definitely skankier because everyone knows that it's not real gold. When it's silver, there is a chance that it is actually silver. But why would a slut spend a lot of money on hoop earrings when she can spend it on weed or crack? Either way, when a girl is wearing silver hoops, she's classier.
Look! Triple golden hoops! |
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| The thickness of the hoops also contributes to her slut level. If the hoop is either too thin or too thick, she's pretty skanky. Really thin hoops means she's too cheap to purchase some quality ones. Too thick and you know she's slutty because the thicker ones can withstand the weight of her feet longer. There's a certain thickness that's safe. I don't know the exact "safety" thickness, so you just have to trust your intuition and eyeball it. This being said, there is an inverted bell curve relationship between the thickness of the hoop and a girl's slut level. |
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Crazy hoops! So now if a girl is wearing hoop earrings, I take note of the diameter, thickness, and color. These girls from back home in Chelmsford sucked off this guy for some weed. The next time I see them, I'll see if they have hoops. | | | |
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